Celebrity Big Brother

Are you watching? We're enjoying it in our house. My early views on the housemates are:

• Latoya Jackson - seems a vulnerable, fragile soul but is doing this for all the right reasons.
• Verne - loving him. Most people seem to think he’s won it already and I wouldn’t be surprised if he did.
• Mutya (pronounced ‘mutter’) - chav.
• Ben from A1 - forgettable.
• Michelle Heaton - orange.
• Tina - most annoying! Getting on my nerves trying to outdo all the other housemates in the bragging stakes and constantly swigging from a bottle of diet coke.
• Coolio - does go on a bit but loved seeing him pretending to be Verne last night riding his scooter.
• Terry Christian - loving his Manc accent.
• Tommy - hmmmm didn't like his rant in the performance task.
• Ulrika - puffy faced and is very dull. Can't see why she is getting paid the most.
• Lucy Pinder - thought she would be your typical glamour model but she comes across really well and very down to earth. She’s not whopping her baps out at every opportunity. The only downside is the boyf is now totally in love with her and is lining her up as his future wife. Hmmmm.